Syukur Alhamdulillah, lagi sekali tahun ini, dengan tanpa segan silu dan confidentnya, seikhlas hati, saya, dari pihak Eng Wa Cinema, again (WTF?!), dan Welcome To TheJungle Family, ingin mengucapkan... Selamat Hari Raya! Mohon ampun dan maap-maap je lah, dari hujung rambut yang krenteng busted tak agak-agak ni hinggalah ke hujung kaki size 11, jika ade silap di sini sana, di mana-mana ataupun, terkasar bahasa yang mungkin menyinggung perasaan anda sepanjang tak berapa pendek persabahatan/perkenalan kita. 

Kita hanya manusia biasa. Tidak pernah terlepas dari kesilapan. Nobody`s perfect ok. Erp. But if nobody`s perfect, then, I`m a nobody. Gitu?! Ishk takdelah! Wad to be, has got to be. Kita buang yang keroh, ambil yang jernih. Sedangkan Nabi S.A.W., ampunkan umatnya.  Dui bu dui? Hao? Hao! Halal kan lah makan dan minum, jika ada yang terlebih di mana-mana tu. Kalau kau tanak halalkan jugak?! Mane bleh gitu?! Nanti cukup bulan aku bayarlah nabey!

Semoga Hari Raya Aidilfitri kali ini dan di masa akan datang, akan lebih bermakna dari tahun-tahun yang sudah, insyallah... Ingat-ingatlah selalu orang yang tersayang dan hargailah mereka, sebelum mereka pergi, meninggalkan kita buat selama-lamanya. Sekali lagi, saya ingin mengucapkan, Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri Maaf Zahir dan Batin!



Rgds,
Monn
 

Sial. Period.

I hope it`s not to late but, many many HAPPY NEW YEAR everyone!

"We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day.." by Edith Lovejoy Pierce.

2008 wasn`t a bad year after all I must say.. It started off bad. I was totally disenchanted. But fuck it! It was Chinese New Year. All the shops were closed, still. But why?! Then, I walk around Marina Square with a board hanging from my neck that says “I`M GONNA EAT YA! RUN BITCH! RUN!”. Said was there. Batam with friends..

 
 

Then Nad & Gonz got married and live happily ever after.



Disasters, wars, disease, bribes, rapes, underage sex, sex on stairway to heaven, is getting out of control still. Then in July, I ORD joyfully and peacefully but I miss the place though,



and a week later, I got a job. I`m a Projectionist now at Eng Wah Cinema, Suntec. I got a new phone, new number and bill melambong and am using my ol’ number for now. Its 81512319. Then it was Hari Raya and I had to work and later that night, me, Epul and Sotong, kita karaoke! Sampai pagi!.. My hair turn blonde, mother don`t like, show face, never talk and I had it shaved.

  

Jalan raya with bestfriends and the gang as usual. I turn 23. Still young don`t worry. Got a pressy, a Von Zipper trucker cap from bestfriend. But I still want the Volcom comforter! Hehe. But I think the best pressy I`ve got is free ticket to Avenged Sevenfold live @ The Singapore Expo lah! And I met Belle and gang too!

 


Then on November 1^st, love bro and sis got married and also live many many happily ever after.. But, they`re still the coolest I must say.. *roll eyes* Adegitu?!



And friendship breaks. Sad but then again, fuck it! Then suddenly, Sotong got engaged and 2009 came.. Chap Pa Buey?

People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person..
When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed.
They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support,
To aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually.

They may seem like a godsend and they are.
They are there for the reason you need them to be.
Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time,
This person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end.
Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away.
Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.
What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done.
The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on.

Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn.
They bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh.
They may teach you something you have never done.
They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy.
Believe it, it is real. But only for a season.

LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons,
Things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation.
Your job is to accept the lesson,
Love the person and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life.
It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.

Thank you for being a part of my life,
Whether you were a reason, a season or a lifetime.

As I mature, I`ve learned that;

·         You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

·         No matter how much I care, some people are just ASSHOLES!

·         It takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

·         You shouldn`t compare yourself to others, they are more screwed up than you think.

·         You can keep on vomiting long after you think you`re finished.

·         We are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

·         Regardless of how hot or steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

·         99% of the time when something isn`t working in your home, one of your kids did it.

·         The people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

As days goes by, I still plummets to an oblivion of uncertainty. Many many questions have been left unanswered. Holes left uncovered. Plans have to be abandoned and dreams are left unfulfilled. But despite all the skirmish and all that`s left, I still belief that life must go on..

Life is an occasion, you`ve gotta rise up to it.

Life could be unfair at times when you must maintain faith and never let go. Its especially during the difficult times that you must live your life to its fullest potential. Those are the times to triumph over circumstances with hope and courage.

Life isn`t alwaes easy but, If you keep going and preserve to the very best of your ability, you will gain strength to manage new challenges ahead. Each goal that you`ve reach, is another important step forward. Believe that there are bright and wonderful days ahead. You'll find them..

Its 2009! Always always remember, life is short, why so serious? So, break the rules, forgive and forget quickly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile.. (“,)

2009 will be a great year, hopefully. Many many good movies comin’ up. Bestfriend getting engaged. So is Noor Suhaidah Bte Sumardi and, Hasinah Bte Su’alman. Jason Mraz coming to Singapore. Hoping for Metallica too. And of coz, Bali! Till then, TC.

"Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.", by Jay Leno.





With love,
Monn


Leave Out All The Rest - Linkin Park

Tersebut lah al-kisahhhhhhhhh..............

So aderla satu hari tu, members aku satu ni tepon nak jemput aku ke majlis dia... Aku pon tanya ler.. 'Amacam geng, semua dah siap?' Dia cakap 'Parah beb, gua kayap siak ni bulan... 20 ribu dah abis siol..' HAAA?!? 20 RIBU?!?!

Mak oi.. Hidop pat singapore nie memang ler mahal and kekadang tu pasangan tak jadi kahwin pasal duit tak cukop ataupon duit yang ade tu diorang tak bleh agree nak digunakan untuk apa. Maknernyer, diorang plan nak buat majlis kan, abih tak boleh agree with each other, so they bergaduh & bertekak & salahkan mak bapak each other and at last, tak jadi kahwin.... Al kisahhh... Tapi kan, aku heran tau.. pasangan sekarang lebih stress memikirkan majlis ini daripade memikirkan mase depan dan hala tujuan hidup bersame selepas nikah. Heran eh?? Diorang ingat lepas kawin life stops there ke?? Hmm.. ok, that's a different story..

So getting back pasal duit nie kan, tak ikut market price nanti orang kata kedekut lah, sengkek lah, tak mampu jangan ada hati nak kahwin lah, akak kau peh laki la, hai... macam-macam story lagi. Biasanyakan, yang letak harga ialah mak sebelah pompan. Bapak confirm mesti orait.. ikutkan aje. Kadang2 ada jugak pompan sendiri yang letak harga, lepas tu pakat dengan mak, revenue sharing 50/50. Hurhurhur...

Mengikut survey kedai kopi pat Jurong West St 42, sekarang hantaran paling minimum ialah SGD$7000. Maximum sampai $25,000 pon ade. Dasyat beb.. Dah lah Singapore ni mahal giler.. Macam mane couple tak bertekak.. Nak tahu apasal mahal?

Mengikut Survey Kedai Gunting Teban Gardens, hantaran sekarang makin mahal pasal;
1. Anak pompan sorang
2. Anak pompan sekolah tinggi sampai tingkat 20
3. Anak pompan paling jambu dalam family
4. Anak pompan kerja lawyer/doctor/CEO AnakMelayu.com
5. Anak pompan biasa pakai barang branded
6. Anak pompan yang pandai masak, kemas rumah, layan suami sampai suami takmo gi kerja
7. Kakak belum kahwin; jadi kena sponsor kakak kawin jugak.. nanti lemau..
8. Anak pompan tu banyak yang melamar, semuanya hensem-hemsen + kaya

Mengikut survey Kedai Basikal Chai Chee, selalunya jawapan yang diberi oleh pihak lelaki kalau hantaran melampau sangat ialah;
1. Bapak Rock - 'Lu giler ka pa beb'
2. Bapak Mithali -?'Astarghfirullah..'
3. Bapak Bintang TV - 'TTIIDDDAAAAKKKKKK!!!!!!'
4. Bapak Gangster/Tailong - 'Masih virgin ke tak ni lu peh girl, macam wa pernah nampak jer..'
5. Bapak Bisnesman - 'We're sorry but the returns of our investment is definitely less than 20%...'
6. Bapak Lembik - 'mahal la.. macam mane nie daling?' sambil membisik pat Isterinya...
6. Bapak Garang - 'APAAAA?!?! AAPPAAAAAA??!! CUBA KAU CAKAP LAGI SEKALI!!!??'
7.. Bapak Gerek - 'HAHAHA! Lupakan sudah... Takpe Roy, nanti bapak recommend yang lebih power dari Ashwarya Rai eh?'

Mengikut survey Warung Nasi Lemak Bussorah Street, kata2 dari sebelah pompan yang lelaki ingin sangat nak dengar ialah;
1. 'Ikut suka hatilah. Berapa yang lelaki kasi; kita ambik je. Makcik ngan pakcik kau nie tak cerewet.'
2. 'Takpelah. Kalau tak boleh adakan sekarang; kahwin dulu. Lepas tu bayar pelan-pelan cara instalment.'
3. 'Jangan bimbang. Korang cuma adakan hantaran je. Duit majlis semua kita sponsor.'
4. 'Pasal makcik kau ngan pakcik kau nie suka sangat kat kau, kita ikhlas...'
5. 'Berapa korang nak kasi, kasilah. Nak ambik free pun takpe. Anak pompan kita ramai lagi.'

Mengikut survey Mat Despatch Gathering @ Waterloo St, kalau kena pulak family lelaki yang loaded makan tak abis punya; jawapannya :-
1. 'Okay setuju. Kita up lagi $10,000. Ditanggung beresss.'
2. 'Ehh sikit nah! Camni tak nak lah. Malu la kawin hantaran $10,000. Kami OKB tau!'
3. 'Brape? Gitu je?'
4. 'Dahling, amikkan chek book abang tu.. '
5.. 'Sebagai hadiah upacara masuk minang ni; kita ada siapkan kereta 5 bijik. Tu anak bujang kita tengah parking semua kat bawah tu.'
6. 'Sebagai hadiah upacara masuk minang ni; kita ada siapkan kereta 5 bijik, 3 bijik TV LCD 50 inci, 2 tiket penerbangan ke...'

Haa... tu lah beberapa kerenah orang melayu kita ni. Hati dah suka punya pasal, semua boleh aje. Cukup time tak larat nak naik pelamin pasal kerja tiga empat macam untuk kumpul duit. Ada pulak tu.. yg terpaksa amik personal loan la, 0% installment Bank la, atau pakai credit card. Honeymoon pon utang.. Lepas kawin, dah balik dari honeymoon, kepala teros sewel, pikir nak bayar hutang and at the end of it, tak tercapai lah maksud perkahwinan yg sepatutnya semakin memudahkan kehidupan.. dah terbalik.. jadi semakin susah.

So amacam geng2 yg blum kawin, dah ready nak kawin?...hehehe.

I got this from a friend thru email. Haizz.. Just like Has Yang Nabeynessnya Tak Sudah, I think I`m so boring nowsadays.. Haizz to the power of 33.. Such a boring person I`ve turned into..

K ar bye, I`m off to work now.



With love,
Monn

 

Despite all the questions left unanswered, holes left uncovered., plans abandoned, dreams are left unfulfilled and skirmishes and all that`s left, I still belief that life must go on.. And, raya with friends, bestfriends, buddies, ah kah liaos, chongs, ginas, have been great. Always. Kira da macam Rock punya slogan ar like 'ROCK NEVER DIES'. Gitu? I hope with these, our friendship get better and better as days goes by. Tak orang tak kita la katakan.. Kan?! And to the camera owners, on that very particular day of the event, like.. Lina! And some others like Izwan, Kim Possible, Yann, Azri`s 'girlfriend' whoever your name (sorry aku lupa name kau siapa) but you`re cute dan aku lagi cute dari kau tentu sekali (adegitu?!) and those names nt mention here, i think i have an uncountable number of photos to claim from u people. So please, do zip up the photos and send to my emaill @ mon_chubby@hotmail.com. Many many thanks lah!

And to those who was around and present on the day of event, many many thanks for the fun and everything lah and I love u all deep deep punya lah! And sorry pasal aku lambat. (",) Sorry?! Ape lancao?! Raya raya ni kita seharusnya saling memaafi. Kalau kau tanak maafkan jugak, I think u`re a hater.

And to Yann`s mother, thanks for ironing my baju kurong and nabella, for the towel.

And to you, LU GOYANG KAPAH?!



The Wu-Tang Clan

  
  



Thug Love

  
  
  



With love,
MONN

Syukur Alhamdulillah, lagi sekali tahun ini, dengan tanpa segan silu dan confidentnya, seikhlas hati, saya, dari pihak Eng Wa Cinema (WTF?!) dan Welcome To TheJungle Family, ingin mengucapkan... Selamat Hari Raya! Mohon ampun dan maap-maap je lah, dari hujung rambut yang steng ni tak agak-agak hinggalah ke hujung kaki, jika ade silap di sini sana, di mana-mana ataupun, terkasar bahasa yang mungkin menyinggung perasaan anda sepanjang tak berapa pendek persabahatan/perkenalan kita. 

Kita hanya manusia biasa. Tidak pernah terlepas dari kesilapan. Nobody`s perfect ok. Erp. But if nobody`s perfect, then, I`m a nobody. Gitu?! Ishk takdelah! Wad to be, has got to be. Kita buang yang keroh, ambil yang jernih. Sedangkan Nabi S.A.W., ampunkan umatnya.  Dui bu dui? Hao? Hao! Halal kan lah makan dan minum, jika ada yang terlebih di mana-mana tu. Kalau kau tanak halalkan jugak?! Mane bleh gitu?! Nanti cukup bulan aku bayarlah nabey!

Semoga Hari Raya Aidilfitri kali ini dan di masa akan datang, akan lebih bermakna dari tahun-tahun yang sudah, insyallah... Ingat-ingatlah selalu orang yang tersayang dan hargailah mereka, sebelum mereka pergi, meninggalkan kita buat selama-lamanya. Sekali lagi, saya ingin mengucapkan, Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri Maaf Zahir dan Batin!
 

With Love,
Monn

DATE
24 Oct 2008
Fri, 8:00PM

DURATION
Approx 2 Hrs

VENUE
The MAX Pavilion@Singapore Expo

TICKET PRICE (Exclude Booking Fee)
Standard
S$95
S$110 - Door Sales

LANGUAGE
English

SYPNOSIS
Back by popular demand, Metalcore outfit, Avenged Sevenfold, will be bringing their tour to Singapore this coming October, making good their promise to fans at SINGfest 2007 to rock out at our little island again jamming their signature brand of music.

Known for their evolutional change for every album, and ability to intensify their live performances, it was no surprise Avenged Sevenfold was chosen to headline Ozzfest & The Warped Tour, both top festivals within the metal/punk-rock circuit, whilst holding on to MTV TRL #1 spot.

Described by Entertainment Weekly as "unimpeachable" for the band’s musicianship, fans can expect to see an energy-filled and elaborate stage performance as Avenged Sevenfold never offered anything less than a full-throttle set, which can be seen from their 2007 performance at SINGfest. The wait is over; join in the fun and don’t miss the chance to catch Avenged Sevenfold in concert!

*ps: MAU KAPE?! kape kape kape?!



With love,
Monn

Yesterday, the last show ended at 2330 hours, punch card gedebak gedebuk sume.. about 2338 hrs gitu baru aku cabut ar. Tanpa segan silu dan confidentnya, tidak lupa jugak yakin yang lebih tiada bandingannya aku jalanlah ke city hall expecting to catch up the last bus ar. Da sampai city hall sana, about 2355 hrs gitu, and guess wad ar? MRT tarak, bus pon tarak ar joy. Alamak alamak alamak! Darah NAIK! I waited till 0015 at the bus stop, hoping still the last bus will arrived soon ar. Tapi hope floats ar kan. Da tu takpe. Abe ade satu becha ni pass by main lagu redemption song loud and clear punya lah! Alamak alamak alamak! Darah NAIK! betol la.. Ape lagi, cab jugak ar jawabnya. Takkan mau anarchy walk kan? Sampai birthday yang ke 23 pon tak sampai sampai aku rasa. And aku rasa kan, jalan PIE, BKE, KJE lagi dekat and murah ar.

Today, last movie ended @ 0200 hrs ar. Aku mau jalan sampai Esplanade nak naik 3N punya pasal. Cut cost la kononnya. Ikutkan hati cab je aku nak tahan. Then itu 3N mau bawak aku pusing pusing dari Boat Qauy ke Clark Quay then Mohd Sultan Rd followed by Zouk punya area sana then sepanjang Orchard road. Bapak dia betol! Mau pening aku! Da sampai. Aku mau turun salah bus stop pulak.. Darah Naik!

And btw, skarang musim couple berperang kape?! Heran ar! Skit skit, skit nak perah minyak! Lek ar joy. Minyak sua naik turun naik turun mainkan perasaan orang tak berdosa ni. Apape pon bleh bebual pe.. Tak betol? Kan? Tak happy, fight. Settle. If at first you fail, just give up and blame someone else. Tapi, keeesyimpulannya, skarang sua 0537 hrs and aku rasa aku nak tido. K bye!

With love,
Monn

Hard Rock’s Ambassadors of Rock Tour, a global concert series featuring top artists and bands, sets another amazing stop on its worldwide trek. On September 26th, the Ambassadors of Rock Tour brings a big slice of Jamaica to Hard Rock Cafe Singapore, as The Wailers roll into town for a special, one-night-only show. The Wailers will fill Hard Rock Cafe Singapore with their invigorating and energizing music and continue to spread the roots reggae sounds that they’ve helped bring to the world over the last four decades.

Check out ambassadorsofrock.com for ticket details, more Ambassadors of Rock tour date announcements, artist interviews and a look back at every stop of the tour.

Mau pegi kape?! The Wailers dok! Bob Marley tarak, The Wailers pon The Wailers la kan. Kira sedara dia jugak ar. Search punya concert wa sua miss! Amy Search sua sms sama ako tanya khabar. Gitu? SingFest '08 pon sama. Ini sume duit punya pasal lah! Knn.. Tapi, keeesyimpulannya, September 26th kan masih tengah puasa. Camne ar?! Ade je la.. Bila tarak duit, ade pulak benda benda gini. Bila ada duit, time pulak lari. Alamak alamak alamak! Bikin darah NAIK! betol la.. 

And btw, cab fare with midnight charge from Suntec to CCK is SGD 29.10 la dok! darah NAIK!

K bye ar.



With love,
Monn

Today was my off day. Tapi, awal pagi pagi wa da bangun beb. Ape taknya, rumah aku hari hari ade concert raksasa by, "Ibuku Yang Tercinta". Aku rasa kan, kalau Amuk nya vocalist , si Bandi tu step down mesti dorang recruit mother aku nya! Ahahaha! Tapi, keeesyimpulannya, concert raksasa kali ini very dragging and more irritating than ever ar eh. Pasal ape? Pasal nari aku peh off day. Bikin darah naik! Ape lagi, da mandi da ape sume, concert pon masih goin on, aku adekan interval mau blast itu Ikrar Pewira, Rusty Blade punya loud loud ar. And guess wad was the time? 0830 hrs ar  joy. Korang kalau jadi jiran ako mesti korang fed up nya wa cakap ngan lu. Ahahaha! 

Abe tadi aku tgh mengadap ini labtop then aku merely sing lagu "Oh ibu.." ar, the mother in the kitchen busy dunnoe doin wad replied, "PEGI DAA..". Ahahaha! Mother mother.. Bikin darah naik!

Skarang aku sua mencari nafkah. Sendiri punya lah! Kat Eng Wah Cinema. Jual pop-corn. Cute pe? Ar keje start kul 930, kul 630 wa da bangun beb! kul 715 berangkat and kul 9 mau sampai keje. Bila fikir balik kan, kalau hari hari la aku jalan pi keje dari city hall ke suntec dan balik dari suntec ke city hall, mau hilang prosperity aku!

Tapi kan, keeesyimpulannya, bila mau gaji?! Ahahaha! banyak yang nak dibayar dan dicapai tau?! Duit sekola aku.. Lesen moto lagi?! Ar cakap pasal lesen, pikir pikir balik kan, APASAL AWAL AWAL DULU AKU TAKMO PEGI AMIK AR?!. Padahal dulu sebelum NS, duit ade.. Masa pon banyak.. Tapi kenapa eh? Alamak alamak alamak! Bikin darah naik betol ar! Takpa takpa.. Ni sume opinion.. Nari beach ball babes last episode joy! But for now, aku nak pi blok sebelah jab amik kuih then kul 530 ade cite mermaid on ipapotao. 

And btw, aku rasa Money No Enough Part 2 bagos ar.

K bye ar.



With love,
Monn